February 2012
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When people say that the bible wasn't ever meant...
I just want to face palm myself! How dumb am I?!
I can’t believe that all of this time I thought that Jesus PHYSICALLY died for my sins and he REALLY did wash them away. Oh, also I can’t believe I ever thought Jesus was actually God in man form.
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Next time I pray to metaphorical Jesus I’ll metaphorically thank him for metaphorically saving me from...
may i move out of my house in to a nice apartment...
no?
okay.
Santorum: High gas prices caused the recession →
moneyisnotimportant:
i have ze hiccups
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oh, silly silly you...
you sit and wonder why you
1)can’t move out of your parents hosue
2)can’t afford to buy a car
3)can’t afford to pay your bills
4)can’t afford to pay tuition
when you have an expensive phone,clothes, you go out to eat every single night, spend money on things you DO NOT NEED PERIOD END OF STORY
don’t complain about not having money when you obviously are busy...
My Take: Stop sugarcoating the Bible →
We don’t need to edit God. We need to let him be the author of our new lives.
interesting….
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sign this! →
its a petition to add body modifications in equal opportunity employment. do it. do it nao.
Electric Feel ( By MGMT ) - Covered By Katy...
“He who began a good work in you, will carry it on to completion until the day of...”
– Philippians 1:6 (via myfaithconfessions)
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i love rasberries.
the fruit.
they’re delicious and i’m convinced jesus eats them in heaven.
thenegatives:
Love; it will not betray you,...
why am i awake at 3:45am?!
because my mind won’t shut up.
shut up, thoughts! julie needs to sit on babies at 830 tomorrow morning..
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“Do you pray because you’re hungry for God or do you pray to appease your...”
– Mychail Haney (via nonelikejesus)
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Jesus is not impressed
when you dumb him down to your friends so you can look cool.
He’s not impressed when you can cleverly disguise your “faith system” by using stupid phrases to say you’re (apparently) a christian.
“jesus is my homeboy”
“chillin with jesus”
“jesus and i are tight”
yeah, shut up.
Why can’t you say the truth? Why can’t you...
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he has rescued me because he delighted in me.
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seriously?
why do professors take pleasure in making quizzes with questions that had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE READING.
ZIP.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh I barely passed! I read EVERY PAGE of reading we had to do, studied it, highlighted it, flashcarded it, and I still did crappy.
wow.
thanks Dr.Cabrera.
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dude
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& now you all know who bon iver is, people on...
this is just like last year when Arcade Fire won, everyone was like
WHO ARE THESE HIPPIES
no for realsiez though, congrats to Bon Iver.
I’m glad i’ve been saying it correctly all this time ;)
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